Call Me Maybe

Calling all crafters: I've just listed a bunch of new retro images at my shop. The Retro Jello collage sheet contains lots of weird molded salads. Retro Kitchens is filled with what women want most (matching appliances). And Woman's Work embraces all the joys of cooking and cleaning. Stop by the shop and see them all. No need to call first - we're always open.

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!

Hey gals, whatcha gabbin' about?

What's on the minds of these 50s moms?

A) The porterhouse steaks they've boosted inside those fake Tide boxes.
B) The deal they've just struck to knock off each other's husbands.
C) Which of their charming ranch-style homes will be the site of their next sex toy party.

The correct answer, of course, is that they're talking about my latest collage sheet, Retro Moms. It's loaded with unreal housewives and fabulous 50s accoutrements like a fashion-forward fridge, a wood-paneled station wagon, a space-age blender and a cabinet teevee. Add a fistful of bennies and a pitcher of martinis, and you'll be ready to leave your made-in-China living for the nostalgic world of real American kitsch.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84766161/retro-moms-digital-collage-sheet-unreal

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!