Call Me Maybe

Calling all crafters: I've just listed a bunch of new retro images at my shop. The Retro Jello collage sheet contains lots of weird molded salads. Retro Kitchens is filled with what women want most (matching appliances). And Woman's Work embraces all the joys of cooking and cleaning. Stop by the shop and see them all. No need to call first - we're always open.

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!

Sci-Fi Santa

If you've ever gotten high enough to sit through a screening of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, then you already know: when that jolly red elf meets those little green men, hilarity expires! So here's Santa with crrrazy critters from outer space, as seen on the cover of this 1950s science fiction pulp magazine. It's pretty cheesy but the ones in my shop are even worse. Dewdrop inn and view them, won't you?

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!

Hey gals, whatcha gabbin' about?

What's on the minds of these 50s moms?

A) The porterhouse steaks they've boosted inside those fake Tide boxes.
B) The deal they've just struck to knock off each other's husbands.
C) Which of their charming ranch-style homes will be the site of their next sex toy party.

The correct answer, of course, is that they're talking about my latest collage sheet, Retro Moms. It's loaded with unreal housewives and fabulous 50s accoutrements like a fashion-forward fridge, a wood-paneled station wagon, a space-age blender and a cabinet teevee. Add a fistful of bennies and a pitcher of martinis, and you'll be ready to leave your made-in-China living for the nostalgic world of real American kitsch.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84766161/retro-moms-digital-collage-sheet-unreal

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!

Everybody Gets a Car!

I'm not Oprah but I can still give away cars.

This Labor Day weekend I honor American workers with gleaming examples of their work from a golden era when the middle class was strong and employees shared in the fruits of their labor. Those were the days.

It's a long weekend so why not visit my shop and browse the fruits of my labor. Get in the car and let's go!

All images are high resolution and free for your use. Please don't add them to digital collections for resale. Click below to visit my shop!